I wonder how the Unabomber masturbates.
I mean, some guys are real whackers and pump up
and down on the thing while
other guys are more rub-up-against-some-
thing friction types.
Then there's the
place-objects-inside-you crowd and the
wrap-things-around-doorknob types. But there's a
whole big world of masturbation out there that I'm not even aware of
and
I just wonder
what does the Unabomber do tonight?
More on the weather:
Tonight there have been intermittent thunderstorms
with distant lighting lightning and quick, gone raindrops.
The light and thunder is overhead right now.
Now it's a thick full downpour
we'll see how long it lasts.
Now it's not so thick and almost done.
That was one of those fast storms
that some plants dream of on the
moonscape of the West, and the Unabomber
closes his eyes to sleep.
© 2003 Daniel X. O'Neil
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