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ON THE SAME DAY

1.
Frederico Fellini's and River Phoenix's
obituaries were printed on November One, 1993.
Try saying that w/o using the bottom of
your upper front teeth as a striking
pad for the lower lip.

2.
On June Thirteenth, 1994, Mike
Tyson was denied parole, Ryne
Sandberg retired from baseball,
and OJ Simpson's ex-wife and
another guy were found dead.
The old ballpark will never be the same.

© 1995 Daniel X. O'Neil